Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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