piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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