I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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