Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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