So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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