Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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