She said her name was "party"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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