I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I need a beard to bite.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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