Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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