he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just cropdusted the office
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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