I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
