You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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