: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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