My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
God, I missed his penis.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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