well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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