there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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