I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
What drink are we having for lunch?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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