talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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