So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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