Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
