Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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