can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I still have a little drunk in my system
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