If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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