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(614): View more from Ohio

The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important

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(812): View more from Indiana

Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?

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(585): View more from New York

Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window

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(757): View more from Virginia

Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?

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You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.

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