I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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