No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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