Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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