belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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