if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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