don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
that's an acceptable place to lick
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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