It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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