With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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