Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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