We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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