it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
