Pappa wants mamma naked
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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