turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
