do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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