i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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