i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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