by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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