What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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