CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Floor bacon is actually really good
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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