Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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