I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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