so explain again why im purple
no
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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