It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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