i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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