Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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