he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize