I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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