All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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