she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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