I feel like I'm in dance class right now
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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